Electrolyte Puns

A list of puns related to "Electrolyte"

I was checking out at the grocery store and the cashier didn’t put the batteries in the same bag with my food and I said it’s cool go ahead and put them in the same bag I don’t care he looked at me with a straight face and said…

Is that how you get your electrolytes?

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👤︎ u/myfirstacctwasbanned
📅︎ Jan 28 2020
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My wife and I have a New Year's resolution to drink more water.

When I complained about having to pee so much she told me I needed electrolytes. I asked her if I could replace electrolytes with just one... electroheavy.

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👤︎ u/michaelnpdx
📅︎ Jan 11 2018
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