Has anyone tried SleepEzyβ„’ earplugs?

They don’t sound good

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oceanchimp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What did an earplug say to another earplug?

You're earrisistble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tras3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2015
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Friend of mine posted this on Facebook

Working with dad today : Dad : 'here's sone earplugs mate. You're only getting two .'

Me: 'thats fine I only have two ears '

Dad :' not everyone has two ears you know , some people have three '

Me : ' like who ? '

Dad :' well captain kirk had one left ear , one right ear , and a final frontier '

And my disappointed face leads him into hysterics haha .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xecuter88
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2014
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Got dad joked at work.

I work at Cabelas (US Hunting Store, for those not in the US) in the camping section and some guy walked up to me and said "excuse me, where is the camo section?" So I took to it and said "right here sir" which he followed with; "Where, I don't see it?" Prompting to say "right here, this whole section is all camo apparel". He continued this shinnanigan three more times till I realized what he was doing and said "ohhhhh" and just walked off, with him laughing in the background.

I passed by his family while walking away, and his wife was just shaking her head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WenchesAndMead
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2014
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Holler if you need anything.

Why, are you wearing earplugs?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikemol
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2014
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We were having dinner after swimming

Dad: "I hate it when I get water in my ears." Mom: "Maybe you should try those silicon earplugs" Me: "Dad's getting silicons?" A tick passes and dad can't hold his laugh anymore

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πŸ“…︎ May 07 2014
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