(This is my No-L greeting.)
A paragraph
Lโess cargo.
A paragraph, because hes too short to be an esse
So I wrote an U-Ess-ay
But that's just my ass-ess-ment.
To have better axe-ess to apples.
As told by my 8 year old.
So I just call her prints-ess
Nine-esse
Hey guys, this might sound too cheesy and I'm not sure if I'm posting on the right subreddit.
Every Saturday I give my SO a printed typography paper that I personally design with a pun of her name on it (her name is Des, I call her Mae so either is good).
Problem is, I can make the designs, but I'm running out of puns. Here's a list of what I've already done:
Des puns:
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Hardest
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Wordes (Words)
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Widest
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Uncondesionally (Unconditionally)
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DrivES
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Dessert
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Fades
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Des (This)
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Holidess (Happy Holidays!)
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Desperate
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Desision (Decision)
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Decades
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Desert
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Destination
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Dress (DrESs)
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Despresso (Espresso)
Mae puns:
- Maend (I hope you don't maend(mind)
- Maecadamia (Macadamia)
- Maengo (Mango)
- Maecaroni (Macaroni)
- Maeple (Maple)
- Lifetimae (Lifetime)
- Imaegine (Imagine)
- Chamaeleon (Chameleon)
- Caramael (Caramel)
- Achievemaent (Achievement)
- Gmaes (Games)
- Maek (Make)
- Drmae (Dream)
- Dramey (Dreamy)
- Maesure (Measure)
- Blmae (Blame)
- Maet (Mate)
- Climaet (Climate)
- Ultimaet (Ultimate)
- Maebe (Maybe)
- Mae (My one and only)
- Mae (Whatever May Happen)
- Maen (You mean everything to me)
- Maent (We're meant to be)
- Amaezing (Amazing)
- Maeutiful (Beautiful... I know)
- Maechiatto (Macchiato)
I'd really appreciate some help if you guys have any puns reserved. Anything will do, really.
Thanks!
EDIT: Formatting
...about why all the damn esses? And why it takes a full consarn second to say his wife's name.
Lโess cargo.
