TIL: Humans are born with four kidneys.

When they grow up, two of them become adult knees.

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A house divided against itself. . .

is a duplex with angry neighbors.

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Developing a Complex

Me-"Is my neck really that big " in reference to a drawing my friend did of me.

Mom- be careful or you are going to develop a complex

Dad- in passing says, "develop a duplex and we can live together."

Mom and I- sigh and eye roll.

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