A dung beetle walks into a bar...

and says to the bartender, "Excuse me, is this stool taken?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grandma1967
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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What do you call coffee made from elephant dung

Crappuccino

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShinyIsaac250
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Dung Beetles know how to keep their shit together
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeiuqezE54
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Why was the dung beetle mad at the store clerk?

Because the clerk sold him shampoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ikemikek
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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A man walks into a zoo, there was only one animal in the zoo.

It was a Shitzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zzuhruf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Why was the dung beetle late for the party?

He was on duty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tr4vel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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After letting elephant dung dry in the sun, it's nearly indestructible.

In fact, I'd say it's pretty heavy duty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KubosKube
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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A dung beetle spent an entire day rolling a ball of dung up a hill, only to have it fall into a ravine on the other side...

...needless to say, he lost his sh*t.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shi-Rokku
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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Just some jokes about colours

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

  • a carrot

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

  • dung

What’s green and smells like red paint?

  • green paint

Whats red and bad for your teeth

  • a brick

I was diagnosed with colour blindness today,

  • I tell you, that came right out of the purple.

Colours making a phone call... Green green, green green....Yellow!

What colour is the wind

  • blew

What’s grey and can’t fly

  • a car park
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πŸ‘€︎ u/djgw88
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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What’s a dung beetle’s favorite app?

Turds With Friends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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Did you hear about the new Dung Beetle Simulator?

That shit's gonna be ballin'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iinneus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2013
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"What's that floating in my eucalyptus tea?" I asked the waiter in one of Mercy's finer restaurants.

It turned out to be koala dung left when they hang in the trees at night. When I requested a tea sieve the waiter replied, "The Koala teas of Mercy are never strained".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Docfess
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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I have a bell in the bathroom that predicts what I'm going to do in there next

I sit on the toilet, strike the bell, and it goes, "Dung!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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What did the poop shoveler say when he quit his job?

"I'm dung with this shit!"

Clean version I heard as a kid: "I'm dung with this job!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedragonguru
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2018
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks

Is this stool taken?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1Autotech
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks the bartender

Is this stool taken?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cincinnatistuff
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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A dung beetle walks into a bar ..

.. and asks, β€œIs this stool taken?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keep_calm_wack_on
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and he says to the bartender...

Is this stool taken?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ellsworthless
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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A dung beetle walked into a bar and said

Is this stool taken?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rtgurley
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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What's brown, smelly, and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/renegadehamster
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SausageOnToast
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/googonite
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

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πŸ‘€︎ u/willstonebridge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RzRshRp98
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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What’s brown and sort of sounds like a bell?

Dung.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyCaptain30
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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What's brown and sound like a bell?

Dung.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nico_Walentine
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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What's brown, stinks and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuicedJohan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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What's brown, smells bad, and sounds like a bell?

DUNG!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarkHirsbrunner
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arroword-Warrior
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geekwalrus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2013
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