A list of puns related to "Don's Plum"
Q: Do you know what you would have if every car in the u.s. was pink? A: A pink carnation
Q: What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common? A: SandyClaws
Q: What do a plum and an elephant have in common? A: They're both purple except for the elephant.
Q: Do you know how you get down from an elephant? A: You don't... You get down from a goose.
Q: How do you if an elephant has been hiding in your fridge? A: there are footprints in the cheesecake.
There were dozens more....
My aunt: [Going over the various desserts she made] And we also have Mammi's plum cake. Can you believe she's been gone almost 40 years?
My dad: Well, I don't want to have any if it's that old!
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