If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
K9P
My son and daughter cried when I chopped onions
Boy was he a good dog...
What did the dad tell his son after their beagle ran away?
doggone
A man walks into a zoo and the only animal there is a dog.
It's a shitzu
What do you call a dog that does magic?
A labracadabrador
What did Tonto say to the Lone Ranger when his dog fell off a cliff?
Doggone
I saw a picture of a Labrador with an iPhone up to it's ear.
Now that's doggone phoney.
What did the man say when his dog ran away?
"Well, doggone!"
cold beans.
A while back, my mom was freaking out because it takes forever for the whole family to show up at the table. As she was ranting, this exchange happened.
mom: doggone it, we've got cold beans!
long pause
Dad: I believe the expression is "cool beans".
The next few minutes were straight out of a 90s sitcom. All three of us kids choking back laughter, my mom giving my dad the death stare, and my dad just sitting there with a "totally worth it" face. Words can not describe the rant that followed.
"Hey Dad, do K9 police cruisers mostly always have a dog in them?"
"Well, if not, then doggone."
