Doggone it...
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📅︎ May 24 2020
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Dad is doggone hilarious
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📅︎ Sep 18 2019
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If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?

K9P

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Mar 19 2021
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My son and daughter cried when I chopped onions

Boy was he a good dog...

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📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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What did the dad tell his son after their beagle ran away?

doggone

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📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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A man walks into a zoo and the only animal there is a dog.

It's a shitzu

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👤︎ u/allthegods
📅︎ May 06 2020
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What do you call a dog that does magic?

A labracadabrador

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👤︎ u/marleyjs
📅︎ Apr 17 2019
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What did Tonto say to the Lone Ranger when his dog fell off a cliff?

Doggone

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📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

He conditioned it.

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👤︎ u/Mrmatt04
📅︎ Feb 18 2019
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I saw a picture of a Labrador with an iPhone up to it's ear.

Now that's doggone phoney.

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📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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What did the man say when his dog ran away?

"Well, doggone!"

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📅︎ Dec 07 2017
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cold beans.

A while back, my mom was freaking out because it takes forever for the whole family to show up at the table. As she was ranting, this exchange happened.

mom: doggone it, we've got cold beans!

long pause

Dad: I believe the expression is "cool beans".

The next few minutes were straight out of a 90s sitcom. All three of us kids choking back laughter, my mom giving my dad the death stare, and my dad just sitting there with a "totally worth it" face. Words can not describe the rant that followed.

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👤︎ u/twinfyre
📅︎ Nov 24 2013
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"Hey Dad, do K9 police cruisers mostly always have a dog in them?"

"Well, if not, then doggone."

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📅︎ Dec 07 2014
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