Diva Puns

A list of puns related to "Diva"

I have an Australian cattle dog I named after a country music diva.

She’s my Faith Heeler.

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
📅︎ May 02 2018
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I was a dad for less than 24 hours when I came up with this one

We had a little girl at 34 weeks. She was very fussy and the nurse called her a little diva.

I responded with, “More like a preemie-Donna”

The wife groaned and rolled her eyes.

The nurse asked for permission to use that since we were in the NICU.

I made it, fellas.

Oh, and mom and baby are doing well!

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👤︎ u/3rd_Shift_Tech_Man
📅︎ Dec 02 2017
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What's a drag queen's favorite chocolate?

GoDIVA

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👤︎ u/DJSkate
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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