What do you call an instagram celeb who got Corona?
An influenzer.
The biggest celeb i met while grocery shopping! Dude lost a lotta weight since Fight Club.
I won a unique item at the Celebrity Origami charity auction.
The auction's goal was to raise money for Tourette syndrome research by selling origami figures made by famous celebrities. To highlight the purpose of the auction, the organization in charge asked all participating celebs to write a replacement of a naughty four-letter word most closely associated with the disorder.
For example, George Clooney's origami penguin said Fudge instead of the F-word.
Margot Robbie's paper flower said Beach instead of the B-word.
I bid on the origami made by Dwayne Johnson.
The Rock's paper scissors said Shoot.
