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I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.

She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.

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📅︎ May 03 2019
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The first rule of flight club...

is to take flying lessons. Also know how to read carefully.

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📅︎ Oct 25 2018
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HELP! I'm under attack
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📅︎ Aug 17 2018
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I've said it once, I'll say it again.
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📅︎ Aug 23 2018
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My granddads favorite joke

It usually took him about a minute to tell this joke because he would start laughing every time.

What did the man say when he saw a herd of elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What did the man say when he saw a herd of elephants coming with bags on their heads? Nothing. He didn't recognize them.

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Stranger Things water cooler talk

Coworker: Huh. The Duffer Brothers are twins. Who knew?

Me: Their Parents.

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