I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
The first rule of flight club...
is to take flying lessons. Also know how to read carefully.
My granddads favorite joke
It usually took him about a minute to tell this joke because he would start laughing every time.
What did the man say when he saw a herd of elephants coming? Here come the elephants.
What did the man say when he saw a herd of elephants coming with bags on their heads? Nothing. He didn't recognize them.
I've said it once, I'll say it again.
Stranger Things water cooler talk
Coworker: Huh. The Duffer Brothers are twins. Who knew?
Me: Their Parents.
