What was the kitten diplomats favorite toy?
The piece a cord.
Why did the diplomat take a bunch of ducks to the restaurant?
Because he wanted quackers with his soup.
They should call the North Korean Diplomat
The Korea Counselor
How come Trump doesnβt wear a mask?
He thinks he has diplomatic immunity.
I hope the tension on the Kashmir border doesn't escalate.
But I think it will work out Indian (In-di-an).
I'm a member of the Galactic Senate on a dimplomatic mission to Alderaan - Princess Leia
Hi, I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan, I'm dad - Darth Vader
Why Putin will never get coronavirus?
He has diplomatic immunity.
What does the foreign secretary keep in front of his door?
A diplomat.
Everytime
Me: Dad, I'm Hungary.
Dad: I'm Turkey!
