What was the kitten diplomats favorite toy?

The piece a cord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditPowerUser01
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Why did the diplomat take a bunch of ducks to the restaurant?

Because he wanted quackers with his soup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madlarkin001
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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They should call the North Korean Diplomat

The Korea Counselor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hann1980
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2017
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How come Trump doesn’t wear a mask?

He thinks he has diplomatic immunity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TherapyHam
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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I hope the tension on the Kashmir border doesn't escalate.

But I think it will work out Indian (In-di-an).

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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I'm a member of the Galactic Senate on a dimplomatic mission to Alderaan - Princess Leia

Hi, I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan, I'm dad - Darth Vader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwelshie64
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Why Putin will never get coronavirus?

He has diplomatic immunity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Csxbot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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What does the foreign secretary keep in front of his door?

A diplomat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sandy-bridge
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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Scholarship
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlsoJimmy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2016
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Everytime

Me: Dad, I'm Hungary.

Dad: I'm Turkey!

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