4 Hilarious Dibs Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

When the dunecat's away, the muad'dib will play

"[It's] always good to be a little shrew'd"

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👤︎ u/dynendal

📅︎ Oct 17 2019

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Why would Paul Muad'Dib make a great dessert chef?

He's got flans within flans.

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👤︎ u/Torley_

📅︎ Aug 04 2018

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Know what my grandfather said to me, right before he kicked the bucket?

"How far ya think I can kick this bucket?"

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👤︎ u/opum123

📅︎ Apr 15 2021

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I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high

She looked surprised

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👤︎ u/RedWolf308

📅︎ Dec 24 2018

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