When the dunecat's away, the muad'dib will play

"[It's] always good to be a little shrew'd"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dynendal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Why would Paul Muad'Dib make a great dessert chef?

He's got flans within flans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torley_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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Know what my grandfather said to me, right before he kicked the bucket?

"How far ya think I can kick this bucket?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/opum123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high

She looked surprised

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedWolf308
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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