Right, so I was in the US to visit my American family in Florida, and my uncle comes up pretty much randomly as we were sunbathing at the pool, and he says: “I got a hen to regularly count her own eggs. She's a real mathamachicken!”
I bursted out laughing and couldn’t stop for another while
"...lania."
We dem bois
A pandemic without dem would lead to Panic
She had a heart if stone.
... the guide showed us all around the plantation and gave us the history of caster, granulated, confectioners, and pearl sugar. I asked the guide “how much brown sugar do you make?”. He replied “no we have nunna dem here sir”
“Why not? Are they harder to find?”
“Yes. Demerara”
cuz he got dem 'walls'
Carpet dem.
Dem Gainsboroughs.
Nope, you're a damsel in dem shorts.
[During the part when there's multiple hurricanes going on simultaneously]
Dad: You know, those hurricanes are female hurricanes. Me: Really? Dad: Yeah. Do you know what they call a male hurricane? Me: What? Dad: A himicane. Me: http://media.giphy.com/media/QxMnbEqDemX5e/giphy.gif
