Republicans Puns

A list of puns related to "Republicans"

Why should you write “republican” in lower case?

Because they don’t deserve to be anywhere near the capital.

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👤︎ u/suff_succotash
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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Whether you are Democrat or Republican, I think we can all agree on one thing.

The election results have been un-presidented.

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👤︎ u/Ethanol314
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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Why wouldn't the Republicans impeach Donald Trump?

They insist on bringing a baby to full term.

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👤︎ u/Pcwils1
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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If Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII was involved with politics, he’d be a republican.

He’s all right wing.

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👤︎ u/ActuallyNTiX
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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I used to only pass gas on Democrats, but now I pass gas on Republicans too.

I guess that makes me bifartisan.

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👤︎ u/ProjectOcoee
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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Why will Republicans win the presidency?

They have a Trump card.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Oct 10 2020
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Why did she break up with the staunch republican?

Because he had to be always right.

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👤︎ u/The_Molsen
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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In light of the recently release video of the democrats vs republicans asking why they are holding off the vote

What did the democrat say to the republican at the dinner?

Will you pass the bill already?!

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👤︎ u/moose_da_goose
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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Why do Republicans all use apple products?

Because they're not PC

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👤︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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Republicans in 2012 be like:
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👤︎ u/TheSpicyPickle123
📅︎ Feb 16 2019
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Why are there no republican scientists?

It requires you to make educated guesses

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👤︎ u/HeartBreakKid99
📅︎ Nov 20 2018
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I had a friend who was a staunch Republican. Worked in the coal mines. Hated government regulation. Then he got his left leg caught in some dangerous machinery, and they had to amputate his foot.

Now he leans left.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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I survey election habits of Democrats. My friend surveys election habits of Republicans.

We're poller opposites.

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👤︎ u/garbagearmy
📅︎ Sep 22 2018
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Why are Republican glasses cheaper than others?

Because they don't believe in Progressive lenses.

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👤︎ u/shockingzelda
📅︎ Nov 10 2016
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Democrats thought Republicans took the low road, so they took the highway.
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👤︎ u/spoiledbutawesome
📅︎ Nov 10 2016
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What is a republican president's favorite weapon?

A Reagun.

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu
📅︎ Apr 27 2017
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If Republicans try to push through a bill related to the keystone pipeline, they should call it the Gasoline Alternative Source act

Because I want to hear a news anchor say "Today republicans tried to pass G.A.S., but Obama blocked the move with a veto."

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👤︎ u/notiesitdies
📅︎ Nov 05 2014
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Why are Republicans persuading people to stop slicing their parmesan cheese?

Because they want to make America grate again.

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👤︎ u/johngreenink
📅︎ Jan 19 2017
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What happened when a Republican became commissioner of the NBA?

He removed free throws

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👤︎ u/hutimuti
📅︎ Jan 15 2017
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My Republican mom's voting for the Irish candidate...

Marc O'Rubio.

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👤︎ u/IanGecko
📅︎ Feb 15 2016
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Why did the Czech Republican's neighbor never join him for his early-morning run?

He was slo-wakian'.

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👤︎ u/doctor_shemp
📅︎ Nov 27 2014
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My republican dad just told me this and I almost died laughing.

He's a republican, I'm a democrat and we often joke about it too each other. Yesterday he laid this one on me.

Dad: It's so cold here, do you know what I saw? It was amazing.

Me: What?

Dad: I saw a Democrat with his hands in his own pockets.

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👤︎ u/thatpersoninhere
📅︎ Jan 08 2014
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