A list of puns related to "DEN"
Mass over volume.
What a re-leaf!
I reminded her that I'm a guy.
That would make me uncle social.
It was a Whoopi cushion.
It'd be too much carrion'
and the remaining letters are "DEN" and "MARK"
A Howl-way
Dad: Is that 50 cents?
Me: Yes dad that is 50 cent.
Dad: After this bank robbery he's gonna have to adjust his name for inflation...
I said okay... Bi den.
"Opie, um..."
Three men go camping in the wilderness; a German, an Italian and a Czechoslovakian. While asleep, their campsite is attacked by a couple of bears and all 3 men are presumed killed. Forest Rangers get deployed to find the missing campers. After inspecting the campsite, the Rangers discover the bear tracks and follow them to the den. Inside are the 2 bears, a male and a female, which the Rangers quickly kill. First, they opened the stomach of the female and inside were the remains of the German and Italian men.
"Looks like our work here is done," the lead Ranger says to his partner.
"But we only found 2 bodies!" The partner cries back.
The Ranger removes his sunglasses and looks vacantly into the distance before finally telling his partner:
"Clearly the Czech is in the male."
It's their Denmark.
βI live in Spain without the βsββ.
This inspired me to come up with some truly terrible country-related jokes.
Itβs about to Bahrain jokes without the βBahβ.
I have a double China without the βaβ.
Some people have told me that I look a lot like a German without the βanβ.
Oman, I think that one conspiracy about Israel Israel.
You all probably want to hit me with Japan without the βJβ.
You probably canβt Kuwait to stop reading these without the βKuβ.
Nowadays, car companies are focusing on making electric cars, but I Madagascar.
As youβve probably guessed, I donβt even have one Nepal without the βNeβ.
All of these bad jokes made me Hungary so Iran to the nearest shop to get some food. Why am I always India-r need of food?
I sincerely apologise, fellow people. These jokes probably left a painful Denmark on your souls without the βDenβ, of course.
Ok. Bi-den.
I guess Iβm Bi Den
Bi den
Bi den.
Me: Oh.. so you're Bi-den?
Well Bi-den
I will just avoid reddit until christmas. They should have gotten old bi den.
I told them βBi-denβ.
Bi den
Did you hear about the Cockatiel that was trying to find a new home for his family? He zipped back and forth everywhere, but couldn't find a good spot anywhere. Then he came across a bear, sleeping flat of his back with his mouth wide open. Not recognizing what it was, he thought the bear's mouth would be the perfect spot for a nest. He gathered his family and they all got to work building a new home for themselves, but then the bear woke up. Realizing what was going on, he politely informed them that he couldn't let them nest in his mouth. He hated to do it, but it was quite the bird den to bear.
He has serious selfie steam issues.
A Caramel
Because God wanted us to live in E-den.
We call it our Con Den session.
Could be verse
If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, "Whoβs on first?" might have turned out something like this:
Bud Abbott: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
Lou Costello: Thanks. Iβm setting up an office in my den and Iβm thinking about buying a computer.
Bud Abbott: Mac?
Lou Costello: No, the nameβs Lou.
Bud Abbott: Your computer?
Lou Costello: I donβt own a computer. I want to buy one.
Bud Abbott: Mac?
Lou Costello: I told you, my nameβs Lou.
Bud Abbott: What about Windows?
Lou Costello: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
Bud Abbott: Do you want a computer with Windows?
Lou Costello: I donβt know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
Bud Abbott: Wallpaper.
http://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/abbott-and-costello-meet-microsoft-windows/
Because they are snow dens.
Nope! It's a terrible burden. >!Brrr-Den!<
Wasn't sure if this was the place to post, or if I should look for Dad jokes instead.
I'm thinking of pitching it on Dragon's Den.
We ate sum dim sum and den sum
Den-im Den-im Den-im
Me: I don't know, baby.. the monster house?
Her: No. That's wrong.
Me: A wolf den?
Her: No. You're wrong, daddy. He and his dad lives (sic?) in a werehouse!
Gotta say, I annoyingly fell for that one.
Because it will Snow-den
Mass divided by volume
βI live in Spain without the βsββ.
This inspired me to come up with some truly terrible country-related jokes.
Itβs about to Bahrain jokes without the βBahβ.
I have a double China without the βaβ.
Some people have told me that I look a lot like a German without the βanβ.
Oman, I think that one conspiracy about Israel Israel.
You all probably want to hit me with Japan without the βJβ.
You probably canβt Kuwait to stop reading these without the βKuβ.
Nowadays, car companies are focusing on making electric cars, but I Madagascar.
As youβve probably guessed, I donβt even have one Nepal without the βNeβ.
All of these bad jokes made me Hungary so Iran to the nearest shop to get some food. Why am I always India-r need of food?
I sincerely apologise, fellow people. These jokes probably left a painful Denmark on your souls without the βDenβ, of course.
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