14 Hilarious Cyan Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes to cyan before they die.

Cyan-aura.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Dec 17 2019

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My friend the artist told me he didn’t have any cyan, azure, cobalt, navy, royal, or sapphire paint.

That was completely out of the blue.

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👤︎ u/CheeseheadDave

📅︎ May 25 2019

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My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun.

Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Apr 23 2021

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This makes a bit more sense if you watched Dragon Ball Super. Goku went from Super Saiyan...

To Super Cyan.

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👤︎ u/michaelzu7

📅︎ May 30 2021

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Why do detectives tend to scrutinize individuals with bluish eyes in cases of poisoning?

Because the real killer is usually cyan-eyed.

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👤︎ u/antirabbit

📅︎ Dec 29 2020

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What does the color blue do when it's done using the computer?

It'll cyan out

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👤︎ u/ZappBrannigansLaw

📅︎ Oct 14 2020

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What do this joke and taking a sip of food coloring have in common?

They'll both make you dye a little on the inside.

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👤︎ u/ahwitz

📅︎ Jul 03 2016

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My doctor told me I was colour blind today.

That news really came out of the yellow.

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👤︎ u/mooshoopork4

📅︎ Dec 11 2018

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How can you tell when a color is depressed?

When it’s Cyan.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat

📅︎ Sep 08 2019

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Turquoise is the best color.

It's cyan-tifically proven.

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👤︎ u/Epochi

📅︎ Jun 23 2016

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Teal really is the best color.

It's cyan-tiffically proven.

I think I red that somewhere.

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👤︎ u/Azsunyx

📅︎ Nov 17 2013

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According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes to cyan before they die.

Cyan-aura.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 01 2020

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According to ancient Japanese lore, your aura takes a particular colour when you die.

Cyan Aura.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Feb 05 2021

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According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes when they die.

Cyan-aura.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 31 2020

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