Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
The moment of tooth
There's no plaque.
You never learned about chicken-catch-a-Tory?
Because he wasn't the true hare to the throne
But I’ve seen Stranger Things
That description nails him to a t
For a crown.
Crowned Beef.
She said she didn't remember.
I asked her if it was around tooth hurty!
She got mad and hit me in the arm and stopped talking to me for a while.
Totally worth it.
“No idea. That’s a real head-scratcher.”
Years ago, my Aunt Ann ate a couple of hot dogs at the county fair, and afterward experienced some... digestive difficulties. I declared it The Diarrhea of Ann's Franks.
Finally! Someone who understands me!
- my dad, just before going to the dentist on his birthday.
My crowning achievement is when I swallowed a trophy and couldn't poop it out.
I get my crown next week
This award is my crowning achievement but this is the only plaque that’s allowed in my house.
driving down I-75 when we passed fire trucks outside of an urban active gym
Mom: Look at all of those fire trucks!
Dad: wow, they must really be burning those calories!
She probably gets royalties
The hare-apparent
Look, now it's the Royal Wii.
About twelve years ago, when I was little and my dad had a mustache:
Me: Daddy? What is it like to have a mustache? Dad: Go ask your mother.
because he specialized in crowns
Finally he got his crown
... corona takes the crown
2 crown jewels
There was a commercial for Crown Royal's new Apple whiskey and I said to my dad, "that looks like it'd be pretty good." He responds with, "Yeah, it'd be worth a shot." I groaned so loud
I studied the Gallup Polls
So I love orange juice, but I hate how it tastes after having brushed my teeth. So I asked my dad, "Do you know how I can drink orange juice after brushing my teeth?" And since he knows a few good home remedies like that, he says sure, and to follow him to the bathroom.
He has me brush, and as I'm doing that, he explains how the toothpaste does what it does, the chemicals involved, so forth. He then takes me to the kitchen and pours me a glass of orange juice, beginning to explain why the two react and such, and says, "here, see for yourself. " So I take a drink, and of course, its disgusting, and I spit it out.
"And THAT is how you drink orange juice after brushing your teeth."
She broke her crown.
It must have been the delivery…
She calls it her crown Juul.
Because that’s the baby’s crowning achievement.
It was accidental.
I found my feather headdress but it's getting worn out: I have a patchy Apache crown
A crown witness
If you got divorced because of a broccoli argument (long story) and a month after the divorce you notice your ex in the supermarket, and she has a produce bag full of broccoli crowns in her shopping cart, and you sneak up while she's not looking and swap the bag of crowns for a bag of stalks, can you be charged with stalking?
Someone took the first leader's crown. I've heard complaints that he was winging every decision, running around like a headless chicken. He was probably too cocky to plan for coop attempts.
More on this as I find out information.
To be crowned
They are both crowning achievements.
