There is one animal in the ocean that marine biologists are refusing to release any date on. Apparently, it’s a sea crit.
I tormented my child with something that is barely even a pun.
(Background: “Sans” is the name of a character in a video game.)
me: If Sans were playing D’n’D and rolled a critical hit, would that be a “sans-crit”?
child: Please don’t talk to me.
What do you call undiscovered ocean creatures?
Sea crits.
