Found out I washed some of my son's nerf darts in his laundry...

Should make for some good clean shots.

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📅︎ May 28 2020
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Never thought they would nerf the Scar
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👤︎ u/nnamregnaH
📅︎ Apr 01 2019
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I'm tired of playing with nerf blasters

I'm dart bored

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📅︎ Apr 18 2019
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I need to be nerfed...

Because I am OP

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👤︎ u/sayaman22
📅︎ Feb 08 2018
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I tried to think of a good Star Wars pun

But it just felt Forced.

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👤︎ u/NEONGGUY54
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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You know your uncle went to WWII with a toy gun

He had nerfs of steel

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👤︎ u/Ramiel01
📅︎ Dec 16 2019
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Pobody's nerfect

I have dyslexia

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📅︎ Jan 11 2019
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My neighbor is obsessed with navy destroyers

He warships them

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👤︎ u/rbk4life
📅︎ Aug 23 2015
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My boys did a terrible job picking up and putting away their toy bullets after playing war in the basement.

They are a couple of lousy nerf herders.

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👤︎ u/Freklred
📅︎ Dec 22 2018
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I was barred from a recent foam-firing toy tournament for lighting my darts on fire.

They didn't approve of my scorched nerf policy.

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👤︎ u/gralatus
📅︎ Aug 30 2018
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