Coupe Puns

A list of puns related to "Coupe"

Why does a chicken coupe only have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

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👤︎ u/s1ckopsycho
📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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She’s still re-coupe-erating
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👤︎ u/cdennwb
📅︎ Jul 26 2018
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Why don't chicken coups really work?

Chickens don't have fire-arms.

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👤︎ u/dulkan13
📅︎ Mar 18 2021
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I can't stand this dude!
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👤︎ u/AristonD
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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People keep saying Trump had planned a coup but...

I considered him more of a sedan-guy with a chauffeur.

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👤︎ u/Quisenburg
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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General Kitchy-Kitchy just led a military coup!

It's a Kitchy-Kitchy Koo

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👤︎ u/zenpod
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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What do you call an insurrectionist?

Coup coup

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👤︎ u/leetrd
📅︎ Jan 24 2021
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What do you call a bunch of racist red necks storming the Capitol Building?

The Coup Klux Klan

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👤︎ u/RobMV03
📅︎ Jan 08 2021
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Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?

They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.

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👤︎ u/OhHiGCHQ
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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When I play country music for my chickens they start to sway and circle the coup to the music...

It's poultry in motion!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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What's happening in Washington right now needs a name

I propose we call it the "Chicken Coup"

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👤︎ u/scamperly
📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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If Trump is afraid and hiding in the White House because of the protestors....

Does this make it a chicken coup?

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👤︎ u/BigFrank97
📅︎ Jan 08 2021
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Why did the Trump supporting pidgeon get arrested?

Attempting a coup

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👤︎ u/pm-mepicsofyourpets
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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A Car Shaped Like A Chicken Won the Pinewood Derby.

Judges said it was poultry in motion.

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👤︎ u/TrixyUkulele
📅︎ Jan 26 2020
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A fox snuck into the chicken coup last night and killed them all...

Authorities were unsure whether to label it a coup d'etat or a henocide...

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👤︎ u/kaelessin
📅︎ Oct 02 2014
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Did you hear about all the hens attacking the farmer inside the hen house?

It was a chicken coup.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jun 15 2020
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Coup in Turkey

my dad just called me and said "hey did you hear about this coup in Turkey?" and i said "yeah" and he went "do you think anything will change?" and i said "I'm not really sure" and he said "I think Turkey will be the same any way you slice it."

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👤︎ u/bonzo48280
📅︎ Jul 16 2016
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chicken coup

i pulled this one at sams club a few days ago. seems they are selling chicken coops. i looked at my wife, and said "do you know why chicken coops have two doors?" she replied, "no". "if they had 4 doors, they would be a chicken sedan". i looked around to high-five someone, and no one was there.

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👤︎ u/pofrew
📅︎ Feb 18 2014
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Why does a chicken coupe have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

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👤︎ u/Sunshine060317
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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Why can’t a chicken coupe have 4 openings

Because then it would be a chicken sedan

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👤︎ u/JammedCypress95
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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Why does a chicken coupe have two doors?

Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan

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👤︎ u/ThatFreakingScrub
📅︎ Dec 19 2018
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Why does a chicken coupe have two doors?

Because if it had four doors it would be a Chicken Sedan.

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👤︎ u/Squishee716
📅︎ Jan 14 2019
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Why is it called a chicken coupe?

It only has 2 doors... if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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👤︎ u/SportsNerdist
📅︎ May 19 2019
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Why do chicken coupes have two doors?

If they had four they would be a chicken sedan!

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👤︎ u/cenetrius420
📅︎ Jul 29 2017
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“Would you like a sedan or a coupe, Sauron?”

Sedan. More doors.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 28 2018
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Why does a chicken coupe have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken Sedan

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👤︎ u/Bradfordium
📅︎ Oct 29 2018
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Why is it important for a chicken coup to only have 2 doors?

Because otherwise it would be a chicken sedan.

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👤︎ u/oneofchris
📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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Why does a chicken coup have two doors?

Because if it had four doors, it would be a sedan.

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👤︎ u/VeryLastBison
📅︎ Feb 06 2021
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Because if had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan (vs. a coupe).

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👤︎ u/salmoneater
📅︎ Mar 20 2021
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Why does a chicken coup only have two doors?

Cause if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan

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👤︎ u/optimistically_happy
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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Why does a chicken coup have only 2 doors

If it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

Ok, I'm leaving .....

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👤︎ u/retiredfireman
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

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👤︎ u/Evmonii
📅︎ Apr 05 2019
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Why does a chicken coup have two doors?

If it had four, It’d be a chicken sedan

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👤︎ u/MythicalGriffin1
📅︎ Jul 05 2019
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Did you know that a chicken coup can not have more than 2 doors?

If it did it would be considered a chicken sedan

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👤︎ u/bigrick484848
📅︎ May 02 2019
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Why do chicken coups only have two doors?

Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.

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👤︎ u/TheGreatWar_
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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Why does a chicken coup only have two doors?

Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.

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👤︎ u/liquid_burrito
📅︎ Apr 11 2019
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
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👤︎ u/ruchi565
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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Why does a chicken coup only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan

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👤︎ u/RoyTheShip
📅︎ Jul 25 2018
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What do you call a chicken coup with four doors?

A chicken sedan.

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👤︎ u/DirtyDerk93
📅︎ Jun 16 2017
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Why does a chicken coup only have 2 doors?

Because, if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

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👤︎ u/IrishWake
📅︎ Jan 29 2017
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Why does a chicken coup have two doors?

Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

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👤︎ u/FYF69
📅︎ Mar 28 2018
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A chicken coup has 2 doors. What do you call it if it has 4?

A chicken sedan!

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👤︎ u/MrPixelBear
📅︎ Mar 29 2018
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Why’d the chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it’d be a chicken sedan.

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👤︎ u/AdamantTheAdamant
📅︎ Oct 03 2017
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Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors.

Because if they had 4 they would be a chicken sedan.

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👤︎ u/KindButthole
📅︎ Sep 28 2017
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
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👤︎ u/Lee_Hey_pat
📅︎ Jan 02 2018
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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

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👤︎ u/iH8Oscar
📅︎ Oct 28 2016
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