Just found out my childhood house had marble countertops.
This whole time I took them for granite.
I just realized my kitchen countertop is made out of marble.
I have been taking it for granite all these years.
The order for this countertop has no address
It just says "For Mica".
For the past few weekends my wife has done nothing but drag me around to look at expensive new countertops
I'm tired of being taken for granite
When offered three wishes, the man told the genie “I don’t know - maybe some new countertops?”
To which the Genie replied, “Your wish is granite.”
It’s surprising how often we take countertops for...
granite.
Countertop installers always taking
Their jobs for granite
Our countertops are made of cement, but I always took it for granite.
A husband and wife go to a hardware store looking for new countertops
The husband suggested composite materials. Meanwhile the wife took him for granite
I saw my friends countertop today
It was marbelous
My wife and I were stuck behind a van advertising granite countertops.
Wife: Those look good. I'd kill to have our counters redone.
Me: Sure...but then you'd be taking life for granite.
Why was the marble countertop sad?
Because it was taken for granite.
My wife is very appreciative of our laminate countertops.
Im glad she doesn't take it for granite.
Never let Vikings near your stone countertops...
They'd just rune them.
What did the countertop maker say to his client?
We stand behind our product
A couple decided to replace their countertops...
It was a counter-reformation.
On the way to purchase new countertops
Honey, I am sorry that I'm taking you for granite.
I just realized my countertop is made of marble.
I have been taking it for granite all these years.
I take my countertops for granite -raccooneggs
