Just found out my childhood house had marble countertops.

This whole time I took them for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Formaldefortress
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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I just realized my kitchen countertop is made out of marble.

I have been taking it for granite all these years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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The order for this countertop has no address

It just says "For Mica".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hero_of_Thyme81
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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For the past few weekends my wife has done nothing but drag me around to look at expensive new countertops

I'm tired of being taken for granite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zembacraftworks
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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When offered three wishes, the man told the genie β€œI don’t know - maybe some new countertops?”

To which the Genie replied, β€œYour wish is granite.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tigreye007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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It’s surprising how often we take countertops for...

granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wiggle-123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Countertop installers always taking

Their jobs for granite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boxymcboxbox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Our countertops are made of cement, but I always took it for granite.
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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A husband and wife go to a hardware store looking for new countertops

The husband suggested composite materials. Meanwhile the wife took him for granite

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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I saw my friends countertop today

It was marbelous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eisenhower_is_dad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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I found this sealy thing on the countertop today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Havenfire24
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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My wife and I were stuck behind a van advertising granite countertops.

Wife: Those look good. I'd kill to have our counters redone.

Me: Sure...but then you'd be taking life for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VictoriousBadger
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2016
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Why was the marble countertop sad?

Because it was taken for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zomb0ctopus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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My wife is very appreciative of our laminate countertops.

Im glad she doesn't take it for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chicksOut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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Never let Vikings near your stone countertops...

They'd just rune them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ottodidakt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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What did the countertop maker say to his client?

We stand behind our product

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guyinhisroom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2017
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A couple decided to replace their countertops...

It was a counter-reformation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slmckay73
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2017
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On the way to purchase new countertops

Honey, I am sorry that I'm taking you for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ej1oo1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2014
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I just realized my countertop is made of marble.

I have been taking it for granite all these years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gmolevitz
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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I take my countertops for granite -raccooneggs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sket-warrior
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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