Why is Cool Whop called Cool Whip?

Because who would buy boring whip.

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I can't believevits not butter
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Pops came through with a classic

Dad- "Hey pass the Dad whip"

Me- "The what?"

Dad- "Oh sorry the cool whip"

Me- "-_-"

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Dad almost got away with it...

My mom asks my dad if she could have a date with some cool-whip (dates as in the fruit thingy, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_palm)

But before he could make it back she yells, "AND DON'T COME BACK WITH JUST THE COOL-WHIP SAYING YOU'RE MY DATE!"

He thought he was so smooth lol

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If you don't like cool whip.

You're not cool whip me!

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