A list of puns related to "Cool Whip"
Because who would buy boring whip.
Dad- "Hey pass the Dad whip"
Me- "The what?"
Dad- "Oh sorry the cool whip"
Me- "-_-"
My mom asks my dad if she could have a date with some cool-whip (dates as in the fruit thingy, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_palm)
But before he could make it back she yells, "AND DON'T COME BACK WITH JUST THE COOL-WHIP SAYING YOU'RE MY DATE!"
He thought he was so smooth lol
You're not cool whip me!
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