I went to school with a girl named nonstick cooking spray.

We tried calling her Pam but it didn't stick

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I went to college with a woman named Nonstick Cooking Spray.

She kept shortening it to Pam, but I knew what she meant.

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A recently cooked pizza left my oven with an ever blackening pile of cheese at the bottom. I want to clean it off and my mom always speaks wonders of some spray on product, so I text her for help:

"What's the name of that oven cleaner you like?"

"Joe."

Joe's my dad.

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