Crisco Puns

A list of puns related to "Crisco"

Yesterday, our boss Monty asked us to check the stock of vegetable shortening.

It was the count of Monty’s Crisco.

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👤︎ u/VeryOriginalName98
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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Heard while at work.

Teller, commenting on how much a customer's son has grown.

Teller: He's getting so big, you've got to make him stop that.

Kid's dad: I've been putting Crisco on him, because the can says it's shortening.

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👤︎ u/trrwilson
📅︎ Oct 17 2014
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Girlfriend's sister said she wanted to watch Grease. Asked her dad if they had Grease.

"No, but I have some Crisco in the cupboard."

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👤︎ u/DingoMontgomery
📅︎ Jul 04 2014
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