A list of puns related to "Contention"
I said "That means it's pasture bedtime."
It cuts like a knife.
The assistant asked me, βWill you be putting that up yourself?β I replied, βNo, Iβll be putting it up in my living room.β
It was honestly a surprise but at least they were both Trans-Parent about it.
Ugh. Yolk.
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TNT. It's dino might.
Contents may have settled, started a family, and proliferated in the container.
Onlookers were shocked, astounded, agape, flabbergasted and taken aback.
Unfortunately, the doctor cut a little too deep and the man's organs began to spill out onto the operating table....
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"Well, it looks you have a table of contents now" says the medical assistant.
It'll be on the channel E. S. Peein.
An influenzer.
Pointing his firearm at two cashiers, he shouts βhand over the contents of the cash register! I need it to set myself up in a trade or profession...you know, a habitual occupation followed for a livelihood and involving commercial transactions!β
Cashier 1: βWhat do we do?β
Cashier 2: βDo what he says, I think he means business!β
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Damages are estimated at $4.81 !
Must be the high Mercury content.
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But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they're lovely
I found out today I'm going to be a dad, I need some good jokes!
A ConTent
β...learned it from an American social news aggregation, web content rating, and discussion website that I canβt remember the name of.β
At the ball were many important people, well above the setupβs class. There was Original Content, Reposts, and even a couple from Google Searches for βDad Jokes Nobody Knowsβ.
Just seeing them made his mouth dry, so he began looking for something to drink. He knew his friend Joke was there somewhere, part of the crew catering the food and drinks. Seeing a server carrying glasses of champagne, he went up to him and asked,
βWould you know where to find the one they call the Joke? Heβs supposed to be running drinks I think,β
βYeah! For sure. Heβs right over there! Youβll find him at the end of the punch line,β
The DUI Decimal System
It all makes scents now!
But there's one bug that's weta
RE: Post
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It must be the high Mercury content.
It must be the high Mercury content.
Must be the high Mercury content.
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