A list of puns related to "Consumption"
After a test for my blood type came back as Cabern-A positive.
I went to bed 7 times last night
It is presented, of course, as a log log log.
Me: It’s okay. I can come back when you are sober.
I was raised lactose intolerant.
... fully lawful to feel awful after getting full off all that falafel.
It's called "The Whey of the Dinosaur."
Whenever I see something with an expiration date that has a ridiculous time a lotted for consumption I will say... For instance today is august 16,2013 If i buy cereal today that expires on november 2015 I will say "we have to hurry up and eat this by november 2015!" Hahaha...crickets
Was at dinner with my SO's parents tonight when the subject of exotic animal meat for consumption came up.
SO: I was hoping I could try Zebra while I was overseas last year but never got the chance.
SO's dad: yeah, I bet Zebra is chockfull of white meat, dark meat, white meat, dark meat, white meat....
Man: No worries. I’ll come back when you are sober.
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