I'm wringing my hands like fuck on this one, guys. I'm sweating just thinking about the pickle my daughter has gotten us into by dating this piece of shit!! When she brought home a black man I was thrilled, of course I was, but the moment he stepped through the door and refused to wear a mask or scan the DIY QR code scanner I had installed and mounted by the coat rack I knew something was up. I decided to let it slide and let them go off to her room to study but the more I thought about it the more terrified I got. The Delta variant is no joke, after all, and you can never be too careful.
I decided enough was enough and in order to set my mind at ease I'd need to ask the chap his vaccination status and all the vital questions that come with that ("are you double jabbed?", "have you booked your booster yet?", "do you have any history of myocarditis in your family?"). Well, I burst into their room and caught the two of them HAVING NON-SOCIALLY DISTANCED SEX. No masks, no glory hole, and the dirty bastard, hanging out the back of my eighteen year old daughter, PUMPING AWAY LIKE THERE WAS NO TOMORROW, was only wearing one condom!!
"Oh, so you won't wear a damn mask but you'll wear a rubber for protection, I see!", I bellowed through six layers of fabric as he spilled out of my daughter, clutching his nether regions in shame.
I slammed the door and let them get dressed, sliding a mask under the door for the fucking cunt to put on. I went downstairs to pout and have a good sulk by the window, peeking through the curtains to spy on my neighbours and make sure none of them had heard the drama, when my wife, trembling in the kitchen, popped her head round the door, her deranged, fearful eyes half obscured by her fogged up face-shield and mask, which was pulled up so far that it left her chin completely exposed.
"Did you find out if he's vaccinated yet!?", she cried, her voice cracked and muffled.
As though on cue, my daughter and her plague-rat playmate descended the stairs, HOLDING HANDS, and the little shit STILL wasn't wearing a fucking mask!! My wife's head darted out of sight behind the kitchen door and I could hear the faint sound of her latching it shut. I stormed over to the white supremacist Trumper and squared up to him, my chin jutting out like Desperate Dan.
"I saw you JABBING my daughter, but have you been JABBED yourself, cunt!? Eh!?" I fucking calmly and politely screamed in his face, prodding his impressive six pack with my weedy little glove
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I’m only on Day 26 on my current run, but I have almost every weapon and suit in the game with the only exceptions being Faint Aroma and Twilight(obviously not counting Paradise Lost), I have plenty of level 5 employees, and I’ve >!suppressed all of the upper layer cores, but haven’t gotten the chance to deal with the others yet!<
Plague Doctor appeared on my Abnormality selection screen and he’s the only non-tool Abnormality I need left for 100% Abnormality Dissolution, but I’m not entirely sure if I’m ready for it or not yet.
Is there anything specific I should do before I take him on so I know if I’m prepared or not?
So, I was wondering a few things about the good ole doc, since I managed to get him in my first playthrough and ended up resetting before the clock hit noon.
If I were to execute the 11 people turned into ‘Apostles’ before the last person goes in and starts the clock, would that prevent any apostles from spawning?
And after the apostles all spawn, does the White Knight break out of containment? Or do they only have the apostles do the work until an employee ends up messing up and letting him out after he’s fully transformed?
