You can always give punk rock bands constructive criticism...
They appreciate feedback.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Wanna hear a joke about construction?
... im still working on it
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︎ Apr 14 2021
I would like to say a joke on construction
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︎ Apr 18 2021
Construction workers don't have side chicks
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︎ Mar 26 2021
REQUEST : Need help with a punny (sorry) construction site related safety slogan
I have to make a slogan for safety week at a construction site I work at. Can you guys help?
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︎ Mar 08 2021
My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, βDad get out of the way!β
I said, βYouβre the ones blocking!β
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︎ Jun 27 2020
Working on a home construction project and felt like relaxing with drink. Of course it's unsafe to mix alcohol with power tools.
Which is why I mixed my drink with a spoon instead.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
Whatβs a construction workers favorite song?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I have a joke about construction...
But Iβm still working on it.
Happy Cake Day to me.
Hope yβall have a great day!
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︎ Dec 13 2020
They said constructing viagras office building to be shaped like a penis would be difficult
But I didnβt expect it to be that hard
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Police report says someone was stealing rockwool from a construction site downtown.
Turns out it was an isolated incident.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
I was having an argument about construction with someone on reddit.
He said he never had any issues with mis-calculations during construction on houses and I said that's impossible.
I told him in response about a time I put a post in the ground at a bad angle and had to take it out and put it back in correctly.
He got mad at me because he had heard the same exact story on r/construction
I guess you could call it a repost
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Homegrown dad joke
I was driving from Tennessee to North Carolina the other day and right after I crossed over the Eastern Continental Divide, there was some road construction. A sign there said, "Fines Higher" and I thought to myself, "Huh. Probably because of the elevation."
Then I was disappointed because I was by myself and there was nobody there to tell.
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︎ Apr 11 2021
Soon just got me without this one: "Hey Dad, want to hear a construction joke?"
Give me a second I'm still working on it.
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︎ Dec 23 2018
A construction worker goes to a fancy restaurant and his a dress code problem.
The man goes into the fancy restaurant and have a discussion with the host:
Host Sir, you cannot come in here with out a belt. We have standards.
The man goes out to his car and puts on a belt fashioned out of some rope. He goes back in.
Host Alright.... I guess you have a belt....You still need a jacket.
The man goes back out to his car and fishes out a jacket his wore to a wedding a year ago. He shares it off, brushes it with his hand, and puts it on.
Host Ok. You still need a tie. It is required.
The man goes out to his car. He doesn't have a tie. He puts on jumper cables and makes a perfect Windsor knot.
Host You have a belt and a jacket. I guess you have a tie.
Just don't try to start something....
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︎ Sep 16 2020
If plumbers have plumbers crack what do construction workers have?
Asphalt
(My dads been telling this one since I was 12, never heard it anywhere else π)
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︎ May 09 2020
I didn't know my dad stole from construction sites, but...
When I got home, all the signs were there
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Would you like to hear a construction joke?
[Yes]Β Well Iβm still working on it.
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︎ May 27 2020
Did you hear about the near sighted construction worker who lost his glasses?
He really fell into his work.
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︎ Aug 26 2020
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
The project to restore Big Ben was a bit behind schedule, so the construction company put on a third shift...
Men are now working around the clock.
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︎ Jul 19 2020
The sporting goods store downtown was having a big sale on canoe paddles, but traffic and road construction made it real pain to get there...
...yeah, it was quite the ordeal to get the oar deal.
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︎ Aug 08 2020
For the past few days, I wake up to see someone has dumped a bunch of LEGO blocks on my front porch.
I donβt know what to make of it.
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︎ Apr 04 2020
Big Ben Currently Under Construction (From r/funny)
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︎ Jan 08 2020
I watched a show about construction
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Did you hear about the new dating site that matches women up with construction workers?
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︎ May 05 2020
How does construction workers party ?
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︎ May 23 2020
Construction Dadjoke: Our Sewage Treatment Plant supplier is missing
In his last email he said "I remain at your disposal for any concerns".
Couldn't find him there this morning. I hope he's ok.
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︎ May 07 2020
I was helping my dad with construction he told me to get the hammer but I accidentally gave him the drill
He said I could have nailed it, but I screwed up
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︎ Sep 02 2019
The pharaoh promised workers they would be rich if they bought into his MLM construction plan.
It was the very first pyramid scheme.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
First post
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Want to hear a joke about construction?
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︎ Apr 13 2021
I have a hilarious construction joke.
but Iβm still working on it.
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︎ May 07 2021
I was going to tell a construction joke
But Iβm still working on it
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Iβm still working on it...
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︎ Jan 16 2021
I have a joke about construction
I would tell you but Iβm still working on it
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︎ Dec 14 2020
I've got a great joke about construction,
But I'm still working on it
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Do you wanna hear a joke about construction
Never mind Iβm still working on it
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Want to hear a joke about construction?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
You wanna hear a joke about construction
Nevermind I'm still working on it.
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︎ May 14 2020
I've got a great joke about construction
but I'm still working on it
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︎ Jun 18 2020
Have you heard the joke about construction?
Ah, I'm still working on it.
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︎ Jun 16 2020
I have a joke about construction.
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︎ Apr 07 2020
Want to hear a joke about Construction?
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︎ Mar 30 2020
Want to hear a construction joke?
Sorry I am still working on it
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︎ Jan 18 2020
Want to hear a joke about construction?
I'm still working on it...
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︎ Apr 13 2020
I've got a great joke about construction
But I'm still working on it
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︎ Oct 30 2019
Wanna hear a joke about construction?
Wait, Iβm still working on it.
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