Constitutional rights at stake.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatguykeith
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I was watching Mysteries at the Museum with my 8-year old daughter when they showed the quills used to write the Declaration of Independence, Constitution & Bill or Rights.

My daughter said, "that makes them the founding feathers, dad."

I've never been so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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I can amputate grizzly limbs if I want to.

The constitution gives me the right to bear arms.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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There once was a man who would buy tons of buckets of roofing sealant, change the label then resell them.

Sometimes he would simply rename the brand. Sometimes he would name it a different product entirely. In a few horrific instances he repackaged it as food products. Eventually he was found, arrested, and brought to court. And though he admitted to doing all those things, he insisted that he had done nothing illegal and that moreover, his actions were protected by the law and the Constitution. His reasoning?

"I have the right to rename sealant!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epicukulele
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I got fired for wearing a bear costume to work

They violated my constitutional right to bear arms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PygmeePony
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Dadjoked the injections nurse...

In for my flu shot. She asked me to roll up my sleeve.
Told her "Sure. You have a constitutional right to bare arms."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BobT21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2014
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Girlfriend was playing Dragon Age: Origins

Her: "Zevran, you're next few levels are going to Constitution..."

Me: "He needs a Bill of Rights."

Bonus: "How many amendments are you going to give him?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jcb245
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2017
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