A list of puns related to "Concentrated"
Pelikinesis is a real thing.
Ford Focus
I donβt know but weβre getting warmer
βWe use 3 cans of water to distract it.β
βWhat?β
βYa it should lose focus soon enough.β
the eye rolls from my partner were fantastic.
This happened tonight. We were talking about βconcentrateβ because they read me silly jokes from their school milk cartons like βwhy does X stare at the can of OJ? Because it says βconcentrateβ.β So we were talking about what the word meant.
But I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
I shouldnβt have mentioned my solid experience.
Thatβll be the Peer review.
Because all the circles are concentric.
Ohio
They named it Don Quixote.
But never says for how long.
A concentration camp.
I'll see myself out.
Within the next year I want to publish my first book on tape
I need to concentrate.
Thyme is of the essence after all.
I just don't know who my target audience would be.
he said, "because it says 'concentrate' on the can."
If there's anything I'm terrible at, it's coming up with puns. Any help would be GREATLY appreciated!
WORKING ON A JOB
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned I just couldnβt concentrate. . Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldnβt hack it, so they gave me the axe. . After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasnβt suited for it. The job was only so-so anyhow. . Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was exhausting. . I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldnβt cut it. . I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldnβt cut the mustard. . My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasnβt note worthy. . I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didnβt have any patience. . Next was a job in a shoe factory; but it just wasnβt the right fit. . I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldnβt live on my net income. . I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell. . I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining. . After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it. . My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit, because it was always the same old grind.
Laser-focused.
I guess that'll teach me for not paying attention.
They call it a concentration camp
Os-Moses.
Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
Concentration camps.
After decades of dedicated and concentrated practice, I finally achieved my goal.
I can play guitar very badly.
It looked concentrated
I should have concentrated on the road.
Just couldn't concentrate.
"I couldnβt concentrate in the orange juice factory, wasnβt suited to be a tailor, the muffler factory was just exhausting, couldnβt cut it as barber, didnβt have the patience to be a doctor, didnβt fit in the shoe factory, pool maintenance was too draining and I just couldnβt see any future as a historian!"
I got fired because I couldn't concentrate...
I just couldnβt concentrate.
Lack of concentration.
A concentration camp
I couldnβt concentrate in the orange juice factory; wasnβt suited to be a tailor; the muffler factory was just exhausting; couldnβt cut it as barber; didnβt have the patience to be a doctor; didnβt fit in the shoe factory; pool maintenance was too draining and I just couldnβt see any future as a historian. I'm going to look into becoming an optometrist. We'll see.
I couldn't concentrate
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