Compressed air Puns

A list of puns related to "Compressed air"

Compressed air at gas stations used to be FREE, but now you have to pay $2!

Inflation blows.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Aug 15 2020
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Dadjoked by dad when cleaning our computers

Me: "Do you know if we have any compressed air around so I can clean out our computers?"

Dad: "There's a can of Raid here, but that probably wouldn't work too well."

Me: "Yeah probably not."

Dad: "BUT YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ANY BUGS IN YOUR SYSTEM!"

I didn't even cringe I just laughed out loud because it was so good.

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👤︎ u/tebahpla-backwards
📅︎ Oct 16 2016
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