Da brie was everywhere!
There was nothing left but de Brie.
But Eiffel off
I fell.
It was cooked in grease.
It was cooked in Greece.
They've only ever been made in Greece.
More than un Εuf.
It's called playing the 'Get out of jail Brie card'
The Rifle Tower π©
They were cooked in grease
βWell oil be dammedβ
βthank you for your cervix.β
They have a lot of FrenchShips.
Who buys gummy worms hoping theyβd taste as close to real worms as possible?
Oui, a visit to the Eyeful Tower is always recommended when vacationing in France.
He's currently assembling his cabinet.
"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."
Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
Because Lisa Kudrow.
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.
A hummingbird.
The man asks "is this good for wasps?"
The cashier says "no sir, it kills them"
No time Toulouse
I don't know. But it is definitely not herd.
Perfect 10, but purely imaginary.
Heβs an extremely aggressive janitor.
But I wonβt letter!
Turns out, they were made in Toulouse.
Mentos
The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
But then I said, "Namaste"
...but Eiffel off.
But I Eiffel off
Da brie is everywhere!
They were cooked in Greece
But then Eiffel off
They were cooked in Greece.
Da brie is everywhere!
There is de Brie everywhere
They were cooked in grease!
Da brie is everywhere
They were cooked in Greece.
They were made in grease.
Theyβre cooked in greece
