jar jar clinks
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Jar jar clinks
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What do you get when you cross a policeman with a skunk ?

Law and odor

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Today I went up to my coworker with a sample jar in each hand

And I said hey check this out, jar jar clinks and I clinked them together.

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Old prospectors had a way to tell different rocks apart...

Real gold makes a sound like: clink clink

Fool's gold makes a sound like: tchk tchk

And then there's comedy gold - ba dum tss

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A friend sent this exchange to me over the weekend

His name starts with T, his wife's with S.

T: I'm done with this, do you want the rest?

S: Will you put it in the fridge for me?

T: I'm afraid it will go flat.

S: Well, just try it.

(Fridge opens, clinking noise)

T: Oh! Nope, it stayed round!

BONUS: he just sent me this picture.

It's really too bad he's not gonna have kids to inflict this on.

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