It's been years since I did the hoky poky

I guess I forgot what it's all about

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I used to be addicted to the Hokie Pokie

But then I turned myself around

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📅︎ Jan 15 2020
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I had a real problem with the hokey pokie

But I turned myself around

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Dad Joke, graduate school edition

I recently got accepted into Virginia Tech's graduate program. For those who don't know, their mascot is the "Hokie". This past Sunday, Dad looks at me and states, "Well at least they have a really well known fight song." "Um...I'm not sure what it is, haven't heard it yet." He then proceeds to start singing the Hokie Pokie, and begins laughing hysterically, to the groan of the whole family.

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I used to be addicted to the Hokie Pokie

But I turned myself around.

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