What do you get when you cross a policeman with a skunk ?
Law and odor
Today I went up to my coworker with a sample jar in each hand
And I said hey check this out, jar jar clinks and I clinked them together.
Old prospectors had a way to tell different rocks apart...
Real gold makes a sound like: clink clink
Fool's gold makes a sound like: tchk tchk
And then there's comedy gold - ba dum tss
A friend sent this exchange to me over the weekend
His name starts with T, his wife's with S.
T: I'm done with this, do you want the rest?
S: Will you put it in the fridge for me?
T: I'm afraid it will go flat.
S: Well, just try it.
(Fridge opens, clinking noise)
T: Oh! Nope, it stayed round!
BONUS: he just sent me this picture.
It's really too bad he's not gonna have kids to inflict this on.
