Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there’s a long break in the ledge they can’t cross. “Something for this I have.” Yoda says.
He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.
He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.
When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.
“Something I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.
Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.
“That’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. “I’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”
So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.
He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.
“Master Yoda!” he asks. “What did I do wrong?”
Yoda replies sagely, “A Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”
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Two elephants and a cymbal fell off a cliff...
I asked my friend if he would rather be hit in the genitals really hard, driven over a cliff and smacked in the face by a lesbian OR watch his favourite late night host. “That’s easy”, he replied...
I was hanging on to the cliff face for dear life.
“Don’t look down!” said my friend above me.
So I started smiling.
I saw a cyclist riding close to a steep cliff. He hit some gravel and veered away from the road toward the precipice. At the last minute he saved himself by jumping from his bike.
For a moment, I thought he was gone with the Schwinn.
"What if I told you I can turn into a rounded cliff?"
What did the mushroom say as he was falling off of the cliff?
My girlfriend wore a negligee as she went climbing the cliff...
How did the English teacher kill her self - cliff hanger!
Cows standing on a cliff aren't just cool,...
What did Tonto say to the Lone Ranger when his dog fell off a cliff?
What would happen if a dice would fall off a cliff?
Did you hear the story about the three elephants who fell off a cliff?
Two landed on the ground and one landed in the water.
Badoom tshhhhhh!
Why did the Mexican push his Wife off a cliff?
I was drinking my milkshake on a cliff and thought
Wow this is ledge ‘n dairy
Here's the thing about cliff hangers
A detective was standing on a cliff, and said
“Im going to get to the bottom of this!”
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A big moron and a little moron are both standing on the edge of a cliff, the big one falls off. Why didn't the little one fall?
Because he was a little more on.
I kicked my boot off a cliff today.
It was an assisted shoe-icide
Ambulance driver goes to a Bar to drown his sorrows.
Barman says ‘why you crying?’
He says ‘a bus containing 30 Karens went over a cliff’
Barman says ‘so why you crying?’
He says; ‘there was 5 empty seats!’
With the things i know i never Fall of a cliff
A German pushes his brother off a cliff
What do you call a cow walking on a cliff?
I tried jumping off of a cliff yesterday
I don't think he was up for a grown man jumping off his shoulders.
I had a guided tour of some cliffs today
the persons name was richard
Wile E. Coyote never immediately fell off the cliff because he didn’t understand the gravity of his situation.
If you ever see money jumping off a cliff, don't go after it. Everyone says, it is very hard to save money.
Told the kid that I'd throw him off a cliff if he didn't eat his vegetables.
My ass, i mean, my behind fell of a cliff.
A sheep, a drum and a snake fell down a cliff
A river was depressed and jumped off a cliff. After years of this occurring I asked....
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We decided to have a Stallone Movie night.
They got mad because of the Cliff Hanger ending.
Why does the story end when you find out there is a secret warehouse full of planes on the end of a cliff?
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff.........
My friend, Cliff, bought a plane.
He used to fly around a lot but he's gotten old so he keeps it locked up in his...
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Cliffhangar
What do you call a chickpea that walks off a cliff?
I received a threat that I would be thrown from a cliff
Cliffs are my favorite geographic formation.
But they have one downside.
Theres this bar on a cliff
And 5 guys in it
A bartender
A news journalists
And 3 friends
Everyone expect bartender is smashed and the news journalists gets up, and walks out, he walks off the cliff and just floats. There, he walks back inside. One of the 3 friends says, wow, how did you do that? The, news journalist says " wow, at this time of day, at this time of month, in this specific cliff, there's a gust of wind that will let you float there for about an hour " the other man goes "really" " yea" so the man walks outside and off the cliff and falls to his death. The bar tender says "super man your a dick when you're drunk 🍺😜
Did you hear about the man who fell off a cliff looking for spare change?
Did you hear about the blind fascist that walked off a cliff?
He did not see that coming.
What sound did the lamb, the drum and the snake make when you threw it from a cliff?
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He called it the Earnest Lemming-Way.
How do you write a cliffhanger?
one time i threatened to jump off a cliff but it was just a bluff
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You know what they say about cliffhangers..
I unexpectedly won an award while traveling the coastal cliffs of California.
Did you hear about the hero named Cliff?
I threw my genetic copy off a cliff because he was always swearing.
I got done up for making an obscene clone fall.
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff..
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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.
Why did the mexican take his wife to the cliff top?
A sheep, drum, and snake fall off a cliff
A Sheep, Drum, and Snake fall off a cliff.
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff
Two drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff
A lamb, a drum and a snake fell off a cliff
A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff.
Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.
A sheep, drum, and a snake fall off a cliff.
Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff...
A sheep, a drum and a snake falls off a cliff....
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off of a cliff?
A big moron and a little moron were standing on the edge of a cliff. Who fell off?
The big moron. Because the little moron was a little more on.
A sheep, a drum, and a snake all fall off of a cliff...
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff
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