Good Moral Fiber.
Family was having breakfast at Denny's when my dad looks out the window towards a semi truck packed with wood pallets.
Dad: "I wonder if the driver cleaned those before he ate"
Me: "Cleaned what? All those pallets?"
Dad: "Yeah, I heard your supposed to cleanse your pallet before you eat!"
The whole table groaned, he was so proud of himself.
So he can cleanse their soles.
Juice cleanse.
A semi-colon cleanse.
> "Hey! Urine trouble!" "If you come clean now we may shorten your punishment
> That was a really crappy pun
> I should just flush this joke away
> I bet you're really pissed at me for this, but don't shit on me
>I should cleanse myself of these puns
^Maybe ^I ^should ^stop ^now
A couple friends and I were eating and had been talking about the history of ethnic cleansing in Bosnia.
Friend: Wow, were actually having a real grown-up conversation.
The conversation progressed on and eventually evolved into an inappropriate discussion on our pooping schedules.
Friend: So much for our adult conversation.
Me: Ya it totally went down the toilet.
