He has too many ho ho hos
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he saw a thunderstorm?
Looks like reindeer.
Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!
So what do you call a kid that doesn’t believe in Santa Claus?
A rebel without a Claus (insert all the groans here)
"Looks like rain dear"
Because he has Santa-bodies.
Use Santatizer
You either have the gift or you don't.
He has santibodies.
I'm the main Claus and he's my subordinate Claus.
Sleigh Queen
Nothing. It’s on the house.
He had Clausthrowphobia.
But I still don’t know how they got to all those houses in one night.
"I just had the weirdest dream, and I can't make any sense of it."
Mrs Claus sits up and replies "Why don't you tell me about it dear?"
"They're I am, doing the Christmas eve rounds, checking in on the workers and I see one of them topping up the sleigh with gas. It's just routine work, but it woke me up tonight. What do you make of it?"
"Oh I see," Mrs Claus says, "very interesting."
"Well?" Santa says expectantly.
"This is a classic example of an elf fuel filling prophecy."
He told me, “Oh that? It’s just a bit of holiday spirit.”
A ho ho ho
On a serious note Merry Christmas
To find his remain-deer ;o)
So that makes him a ho ho hobo
I was in a mall and I went in the elevator and I saw santa just ripping off his beard and I got scared
After that incident, I'm claustrophobic.
I'm not sure if she ever told my dad.
Is he in forclausure?
North Polish to be exact
From the toilet.
She misses Claus
Santa Clues
So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!
You never have to get up again.
God knows what Santa must have thought of him.
Mrs Claus: It's only rain dear.
Looks like reindeer!!
It looks like rain, dear.
Hoe-hoe-hoe!
It looks like rain, dear.
(From r/funny)
Eggnog-stic.
