It looks like reindeer.
Santa Claus walks into a bar and grill and orders a beer and asks if they have pizza. Curious, the bartender asks, "So what is your favorite type of pizza?" "It doesn't really matter," Santa says, "As long as it's deep pan, crisp and even."
Holly Berry
Lots of presents, and a large bill.
So here I am, in bed waiting to wake up my girlfriend to go open gifts and doing some thinking about things and this hits me like a damn train right now. I've figured it out guys, it all makes sense so let's break this down.
Primals need two things to exist: high quantities of condensed aether and fervent prayers. The aether is manifested in crystals and Santa lives in an area surrounded by crystals...in SNOW! He is surrounded by trillions of tiny crystals all year long that supply his constant energy needs! I'm willing to bet that he has a huge crystal somewhere as a backup made from the many many years of prayers from children!
The next thing he needs is prayer & faith and this is obvious, so many children all over the world believe in Santa. Unconsciously hoping and PRAYING that Santa will bring them goodies and joy!
It's also clear that the elves are poor souls that have been tempered by Santa, immortal beings that have existed since before the terror of Santa Claus befell them. Now they labor tirelessly to appease their master at all costs!
I want to give credit to the movie Santa Paws for awakening me to this realization. As per tradition, we were watching a movie on Christmas eve and as soon as hit showed the "Christmas Icicle" I knew. It all made sense.
Godspeed Warriors of Light, we may have found our new foe to contend with!
βFreeze a jolly good fellow!β
Can you please pass the reins-deer?
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