OK so I got Quibi (haha r/hailcorporate) and one of the shows available on it follows Chrissy Teigen acting as the judge of a small claims court. Is this legal? It's stated in the intro and the synopsis that her decisions are actually legally binding but surely that can't be true, right? She has no experience as a judge and even the intro shows her throwing a how-to judge book away. Any answers are appreciated, stay safe!

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50. (1/13/22) Local news covers the reopening of The Colonial and Dos Rios. No updates from BPD or the DA

• Pressconnects: Three Binghamton restaurants reopen after allegations, aim for regular hours soon
• WSKG: The Colonial reopens while police investigation into owners continues

49. (1/8/22) 17 of 500+ comments survive the reopening post.

• No comment from the DA or BPD regarding the investigation.
• The Colonial Re-Opening Post on Facebook

48. (1/7/22) The Colonial announces their reopening with this statement at 3:01 PM. Approximately one hour before reopening. They’ve deleted hundreds of comments on the post. Only keeping the 10 that express something positive.

• Drew Urso told returning employees they would no longer be getting paid until the restaurants open.
• Chrissy Urso posts on instagram that they will be taking reservations via DM for the colonial and Dos Rios. [

Went to bed and forgot - sorry. Another chapter from u/eruwenn and myself.

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Chrissy sat holding Choco’s hand as he struggled for breath, watching nervously as the doors to the small bunker opened. The morning light was obscured by the huge man the others called Kobe, and her heart sank as she had hoped for another silhouette. He ducked slightly to enter the low door. Behind him was Duong, who waved to her. “Time to go.”

“It’s over?” she asked cautiously, lowering her pistol. “You actually won?”

“Of course,” Kobe rumbled.

“We were pretty lucky,” Duong added, his attention immediately on the weakening Erinal.

“Lucky?” The dark bearded man responded angrily. “Mfuata nyuki hakosi asali.”

“Is that the one about stubbing your toe?” The War Rat was slowly helping Choco eat a chocolate bar he had recovered.

“No,” the deep voice replied disappointedly.

“I don’t speak Swahili,” Duong shrugged. “I don’t know why you-”

“One who follows bees will never fail to get honey,” Choco wheezed.

“Like that makes more sense?” the caregiver replied, breaking off a small piece of chocolate and eating it himself. “I’ve never seen a bee, and neither has he.”

“Follow the colonel, he will lead us to victory,” Kobe said plainly. “Sure as following the bee, leads you to honey.”

“What if the bee is lost?” Duong countered. “Or a stupid bee?”

“That is why we don’t follow you,” the big man replied, a deep laugh softening the words.

“Is everyone alright?” Chrissy didn’t want to sound too obvious. “Ellen, Cooper, Williams, the guy with the tattoos, and err.. Colonel Jakobs?”

“Ellen is fine,” Duong said proudly. “She’s coordinating the arrival of the reinforcements, and the fighters who are keeping the air above us clear. Which reminds me.” He unzipped his jacket, taking it off and turning it inside out. It was now a medics jacket, and he pulled several patches from his pocket as Kobe repeated the move. “Who did she say was coming?”

“The 343’s.” Jabari placed the appropriate patches on his jacket. “General Hayes is leading them. This isn’t even his fight! Wonder what he’s doing here?”

“Wasn’t the colonel dining with him when Choco called?” Chrissy offered t

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General Lindstrand sat on a large piece of what had once been Fort Mazoulew. Nearby, a slew of tents had been hastily erected to provide a working area for the medics. Most were now morgues. The chief surgeon was checking the cauterised stump where Lindstrand’s right forearm had once been, now somewhere amongst the ruins. The few officers who still lived were standing nearby, ready to give reports. Judging by the distance at which they stood, the nervous shifting of their stances, and their sideways glances to each other, things were worse than he feared.

“You’ll need surgery,” the medic said as he stepped back. “We can get a prosthetic fitted while they grow you a new arm.”

“Thank you, Doctor,” the general said, bowing his head. “You may leave us now.” He stared at his men as the doctor left, waiting until they were alone before speaking. “Report.” Nobody spoke. There were only the same childish glances, each clearly hoping somebody else would begin. “Damn it, tell me how this happened before I have you all shot!”

A young officer stepped forward, saluting smartly. “Major Clegg reporting, Sir.” She handed over a tablet, and stared directly forward, focusing on some indistinct tent. “Recovered security footage shows a single enemy, this man.”

“Why is he dressed like that?” The general flicked through the images. “He is talking with our men… He has them carrying things for him. Why are they assisting him?”

“I interviewed the few survivors who spoke with him.” Clegg’s eyes flickered as she knew this next part was going to anger the general. “According to the witnesses, he had a stopwatch and clipboard. His attire, combined with the fact that he was unarmed and already inside our security perimeter, led them to believe he was some sort of official. They said he seemed like someone who was used to being obeyed, and so they did what he said.”

The general could feel a throbbing pain in his stump as his blood pressure rose. “Because he had a clipboard?”

“Sir.” A junior officer Lindstrand did not know spoke up. “He told them he was preparing a new procedure from high command,

I know ALOT of Christy's sheep have grazed over here so let's make a deal. Yall want to? Just for shits and giggles. If yall can answer a few questions and actually have an adult conversation, and when I say adult conversation you have to use more words than, Jealous and Clout. Because NO ONE with an education higher than 3rd grade is jealous of ole Christy and T boy and the world "Clout" is about the dumbest word I've ever heard. Besides, she would actually have to have said Clout in order for someone to get "clout" off of her. So those 2 words are out of your vocabulary when answering these questions. If you will answer honestly and use your adult brains, I'll reveal which Tiktoker I am.

1- How do yall continue to "support" and follower her after she left him at the hospital to have surgery and she comes home making irrelevant tiktoks about stupid cereal? And I'm not saying she has to be at the hospital 24/7 (even though most decent people would) I mean during the actual surgery. Anything could've went wrong while he was under anesthesia and she was at home with no care.

2- None of yall find it the least bit suspicious that the kids live with their Step Mother? Would yall let that happen if it was your kids? And don't use her excuse "the law will not get involve and help me get them". I know the answer to this so I'd love to hear yalls answer. Seriously, none of yall find that odd? Do yall just close your eyes to her lies and bullshit and blindly support her Serious question.

3- How many years has it been now since she was "going to court" and still hasn't gone? And again, I don't want her bullshit answer, I want to know how yall don't find that ridiculously strange. And what kind of respectable Lawyer would tell her it's ok for her to post the things that she post? None that I know. They along with a Judge will tell both parties to stay away from each other and no harassing each other through, text messages, phone calls or social media. The other party NEVER says a word about her but she bad mouths them every chance she gets.

4- This isn't a question, just a little knowledge for you all. Court records are PUBLIC and you can look for yourself and see that Chrissy nor anyone in the other party has any kind of upcoming or pending court cases in the STATE of Tennessee! But according to her, Courts coming up soon. Hmmmmm🤔

5- Why in the hell do yall pay her for a chance to win some shitty ass samples of Makeup from a boxy charm box when you yourself ca

So a few people have been asking who Christopher Bouzy (aka Boozy) is. I thought I would do a quick write-up as a new player has entered the arena. Make of this guy what you all will. Apologies for any uncaught typos, im tired.

Who is Boozy?

Boozy is a guy from NJ, USA who has suddenly appeared on the scene and appears to have just ousted Scobie as the sugars new mouthpiece. He also appears to be waging war on anyone who commits what he believes is 'hate speech,' as tracked through his highly suspicious bot, called 'Bot Sentinel.'

Why is he involved? Where's he come from?

Boozy sees himself as a website/app developer,(along with many other things but Ill get to that shortly) - its all a bit vague what he actually does. One thing we know he has done is create a twitter related program called Bot Sentinel. The idea of this app/bot appears that if a user runs it, they have the ability to block what the account recognises as hate speech. The bot also allegedly tracks 'hate accounts' which allows Boozy to identify who the alleged trolls are.

Boozy had a decent twitter following - his main claim to fame being Chrissy Teigen of all people...which was based loosely around politics and promoting his app. A perusal of his tweets show someone who tweets a mixture of current affairs, his views on politics, but inbetween those, there are mildly disturbing signs as he often attacks other people for having a different view of him - but does it in a demeaning sarcastic way to avoid TOS.

Boozy became involved about 3 weeks ago, when he retweeted a picture of Katherine Middleton being called a 'hag' or similar in the headline, and was clearly baiting people to join in mocking her, by his tweet. He got attacked for it by William and Kates supporters, and instead of thinking he was wrong to retweet that (promotion of hate speech) he dug down even more and started to use bot sentinel to out people online who he perceived as abusive towards Meghan Markle.

Boozy then went on a twitter spree to whip up the twitter crowds for several days before producing a report that he had created from data from Bot Sentinel. Boozys report was 'picked up' by some media outlets and went eventually onto the desk of Jack Dorsey for further investigation. Boozy alleged that there was a sophisticated network/ring of people who were either paid or unpaid, but actively working in twitter hives across the world, to destabilise MM's standing. He maintained that this ring co

Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Part three (you can find part one here to start at the beginning)

Alright let’s buckle up for whatever madness is brewing on the third episode of amber’s marriage bootcamp experience.

Okay so a bit of a slow start recapping everything but almost five minutes in and we see Ambien and her mom on the nanny/security camera in their toddler decor adorned room. Amber’s mom is apparently just sitting on the floor looking zooed af. Amber is standing over her using a weirdly soft and gentle voice consoling her. Honestly, amber’s voice like this is unnerving because at least when she’s yelling it’s predictable but this feigned compassion is weird.

Amber cutscenes to her in the interview room saying how sick her mom is today. She’s so so so sick. Amber wants to show her that she’ll be there for her. Blah blah blah. Cut back to the oversized toddler room and Matt is laying on the bed made to look like a crib and watching on as Amber’s mom cries on the floor, slurring her words, babbling about how much she needs Amber when everyone else is gone. Just real ugly crying. Amber keeps repeating “I swear to GAWD I hear you!” And saying “me, talk to meeee” in that weirdly sympathetic way like she watched someone illicit sympathy once on TV and is now trying to simulate it as her mom drunk cries on the floor. Her mom apologizes for being a bad mom and Amber is like “no it’s my fault for not being more supportive of you.” Maybe this is why she thinks Leah is the problem in her relationship with her- this is twisted and sad even if we know Amber doesn’t mean what she’s saying.

Cut scene to lMatt being like what the fuck was that?

Everyone else is in the kitchen trying to explain that the yelling needs to simmer down between them.

Amber’s mom, TanYuh, blames this on not having her pain medication. Weird, cuz you’re high AF.

Matt is talking to Brandy and is explaining how weird it is that Amber and her mom are pretending to be so close right now because they were no contact for god knows how long up until five days ago and how Amber’s mom used to beat the shit out of amber’s dad when they were together. Brandy asks if Amber is sober and matt insists they’re sober. Brandy digs deeper because, like she said, they both seem right fucked up. Matt insists but with some digging admits that Amber is admittedly on something that gets bleeped out and

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

You can find the beginning of my sega here. I'm going to be honest, this isn't how I saw my week going but I'm committed now. This is what my procrastination from a University I am paying $40,000 to attend gets us, round four of Amber’s Marriage Bootcamp!

Holy shit the preview clips are wild. They’re chasing turkeys and Brandy is flashing her bedazzled boobies at Jim Jones!

Lets hop to it!

The actual episode starts with Brandy looking beat the fuck up still laying in bed after her fly through the air courtesy of the canine express. She has every right to stay in bed in my opinion.

We jump to Amber and Matt making kissy faces at each other. Amber is saying how proud she is of Matt. It’s weird that they’re canoodling in an oversized crib.

We move forward in time to breakfast. The Jonses are still asleep upstairs and Amber is is getting lectured by everyone for being a shit disturber. Brandy’s dad is mad at her but honestly I think he should get half the blame here, too.

Renee, the mob mom, decides to fuck around and tell Amber that Matt let them know what drugs she’s on. Doesn’t mention that he was saying she was sober repeatedly and they pried it out of him with questions about her prescriptions. The hosts are watching this on the tv in another room and point out how similar Renee and Amber are lol. Don't get me wrong Matt is a big dumb idiot for that but... I digress.

Matt is concerned about Brandy having a concussion. Brandy says she can’t hear out of one ear. Brandy says she’s going to get “more naked” as their time there progresses because her dad is such a freak about her sexuality.

Brandy has to go to the hospital and her dad doesn’t want to go with her. Brandy is dressed sexy af lol. The hosts are like you should take your kid to the hospital, dummy, and even tell him he has no choice lol. He’s basically dragged to the hospital with her.

The new exercise is writing your needs and wants on giant blank puzzle pieces with your family group.

Amber starts getting mad. She wrote “trust.” The hosts ask her what trust means to her. She says “don’t talk behind someone’s back!” Everyone looks a little confused and Matt asks sheepishly, “that’s your definition of trust?” “ITS IN THE DICTIONARY” Amber snaps back at him with that snarky look we all know and hate. Jim Jones’ momma makes fun of it behind her back. Amazing.

Matt’s puzzle piec

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

When I got home, they were still there.