My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.

I am worried she won’t be able to pull it off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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I went to the hospital for chest pains but the doctor kept inspecting my spine.

This place is back wards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Doctor, I haven’t told anyone this yet but I’m having some intense chest pains

Whew, glad I got that off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fat-bandit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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My dad was having some chest pain.

We were walking through Walmart and my dad said his chest hurt.

Me: Do you have acute angina?

Dad: Don't talk about your naughty woman parts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glynnf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2016
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My father-in-law: still dad-joking, even in the emergency room

While sitting on a gurney in the ER for chest pains (he's fine, just high blood pressure):

Doctor: So, what brought you here today? Father-in-law: The ambulance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/witty_username
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2013
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The story of a boy named Bonnie

There was a boy in high school named Bonnie. As you can imagine, he was bullied and picked on because of his strange name. This lead to social anxiety and a few other issues, but there was one girl who helped him through all of his pain. He had a huge crush on this girl, and after weeks of psyching himself up, he asked her to the school dance coming up.

Much to his delight, he said yes, and off to the dance they went. They had a great time and shortly after, started dating. They spent a lot of time together, calling, texting and always hanging out. They were meant for each other. They continued dating after high school, into college. On their graduation day, he proposed to her on the stage. He was nervous about asking her in public like this, but as he got down on one knee, her face lit up, tears formed in her eyes. He asked her to marry him, she said yes and the crowd cheered.

Fast forward a few years, they've bought their own house, and she's now pregnant with their first child. In the delivery room, Bonnie is standing by her side, their newborn child in her arms.

"I love you so much, hon." Bonnie told his wife, holding one of her hands. "You can name our baby girl anything you wise." he told her.

"Love. I want to name her Love." she replied, looking into his eyes. Bonnie was surprised by the strange name, and at first hesitant to agree, but he told her she could name their daughter anything. He nods in agreement and they carry on with their lives.

Fourteen years later, as with what happened with Bonnie, Love was picked on in high school for her strange name. One day, Love came home crying.

"What's wrong, Love?" Bonnie asked her worriedly.

"I hate you! Why did you give me such a stupid name?!" she screamed at him. She was furious. She was tired of the teasing and the mockery in high school. In a fit of rage, she pulled out Bonnie's handgun she had found in his night stand. She pulled the trigger and a bullet passed into Bonnie's chest.

Love panicked and ran away, and Bonnie's wife came after hearing the gun shot. She ran to Bonnie's side, picking his head up in her hands. She asked him what had happened.

"Shot through the heart... And you're to blame..." He said, weakly. "You gave Love... A bad name."

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πŸ“…︎ May 06 2016
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My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain.

I’m really worried she won’t be able to pull it off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.

I don’t think she’ll be able to pull it off.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.

I’m nervous she won’t be able to pull it off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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My wife claims that she can remove my chest hair without any pain at all.

I don’t think she will be able to pull it off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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My wife claims she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.

I’m worried she won’t be able to pull it off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without any pain at all.

I’m nervous she won’t be able to pull it off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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