5 Hilarious Cheese knife Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I was cutting cheese into very small pieces with a knife. The knife was great but a machine to help would’ve been grater.

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👤︎ u/unique1067

📅︎ May 05 2020

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I once tried to shred cheese with a knife...

But then I found something grater.

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👤︎ u/The_Baconbitz

📅︎ Jul 25 2019

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If you shred cheese with a knife it doesn't get any greater.

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👤︎ u/drewvamp

📅︎ Sep 14 2018

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I got my wife today

While checking on the chicken in the oven, my wife asks me, "Why are you using a cheese knife to cut the chicken?" I tell her, "I thought it was Gouda-nough"

She hasn't talked to me in 10 minutes, plz send help Reddit

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👤︎ u/Brownicus

📅︎ Jul 04 2015

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"Dadjoked" all my friends today.

My friends were talking about different kinds of cheese.

> Oh my gosh, do you see that grilled cheese floating over there?

They all look around the room in confusion...

> Oh... nevermind, it was just a halloumination.

I shouldn't have said it whilst one of them was holding the cheese knife - he looked like he wanted to stab me.

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👤︎ u/Patrik333

📅︎ Oct 19 2014

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