What did the band Boston say in praise of the Sistine Chapel?

"It's more than a ceiling"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lillerz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I've visited all the Italian chapels, from first to last. My favourite was the

sixteenth chapel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyNetF1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Admirers of sports are called sports fans. Admirers of the Sistine chapel are called?

Ceiling fans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Virtual-Prime
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I’ve been looking at the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, and although I’m not sure whether it’s the best in the world...

...It’s definitely up there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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I asked my wife, β€œIs it true that Michaelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel on his back?”

Her: Yes.

Me: How did he reach the part between the shoulders?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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Will I understand the sisteen chapel if I have not seen chapels one through fisteen?
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What do you hear in the vegetable chapel?

Lettuce pray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/parandexical
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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People who visit the Sistine Chapel are literally ceiling fans
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A shy priest greets the wedding guests to the Chapel. He's very nervous and doesn't say much. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThiccGoose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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β€œSistine Chapel, eh? If you’re so great what happened to the other fifteen chapels?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisplacedLonghorn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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Wife: Let’s go visit the Sistine Chapel sometime.

Me: Are you sure it’ll make sense? I haven’t seen the first fifteen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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Why does the Pope live in the Sistine chapel?

Because the first fifteen weren't good enough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattrg777
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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Imagine how tired Michelangelo was by the time he had finished painting..

..the sixteenth Chapel

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An English lady, while vacationing in Switzerland, fell in love with a small town and the surrounding countryside.

She asked the pastor of a local church if he knew of any houses with rooms to rent that were close to town, but out in the country. The pastor kindly drove her out to see a house with a room to rent. She loved the house and decided to rent the room. Then, the lady returned to her home in England to make her final preparations to move to Switzerland.

When she arrived back home, the thought occurred to her that she had not seen a β€œW.C.” in the room or even down the hall. (A W.C. is short for β€œwater closet” and is what the English call a toilet.) So she immediately emailed the pastor to ask him where the β€œW.C.” is located.

The Swiss pastor had never heard of a β€œW.C.,” and so he Googled the abbreviation and found an article titled β€œWayside Chapels.” Thinking that the English lady was asking about a country church to attend near her new home, the pastor responded as follows:

Ms. Smith,

I look forward to your move. Regarding your question about the location of the W.C., the closest W.C. is situated only two miles from the room you have rented, in the center of a beautiful grove of pine trees. The W.C. has aΒ maximum occupancy of 229 people, but not that many people usually go on weekdays. I suggest youΒ plan to go on Thursday evenings when there is a sing-along. The acoustics are remarkable and the happy sounds of so many people echo throughout the W.C.

Sunday mornings are extremely crowded. The locals tend to arrive early and many bring their lunches to make a day of it. Those who arrive just in time can usually be squeezed into the W.C. before things start, but not always. Best to go early if you can!

It may interest you to know that my own daughter was married in the W.C. and it was there that she met her husband. I remember how everyone crowded in to sit close to the bride and groom. There were two people to a seat ordinarily occupied by one, but our friends and family were happy to share. Β I will admit that my wife and I felt particularly relieved when it was over. We were truly wiped out.

Because of my responsibilities in town, I can’t go as often as I used to. In fact, I haven’t been in well over a year. I can tell you I really miss regularly going to the W.C. Let’s plan on going together for your first visit. I can reserve us seats where you will be seen by all.

Sincerely,

Pastor Kurt Meier

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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This year I'm celebrating my birthday for half a minute.

It's my 32nd birthday (true story).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MycoChemist
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College tour....

It was one of those rare days at college where my friend Gerald and I had gotten out of class and we had nothing to do.

We decided to hop on a college tour just for fun and see what happens. I attempted to ask questions that would help the tour, but Gerald was asking very weird obvious joke questions.

We get to the chapel and Gerald asks β€œyeah, does this chapel have the necessary alter I need to make my many sacrifices?”

And then this dad next to me, living his daddest life, without missing a beat, turns to me and says: β€œThe tuition is the sacrifice, am I right?”

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