What do you call a religious ceremony with one person?
Why does Norway have barcodes on their ships?
So they can just Scandinavian.
Why is a submarine crewman not as cheerful as a ship crewman?
What do you call a ship that consists only of stores?
What do you call a shaking space ship with the Rock in it? A Rock-it
I started a ship building business inside my house
Sails are through the roof
Unlike Judaism, a ceremonial ritual for slaughtered food is not practiced in Christianity.
That's separation of church and steak.
All Swedish military ships have a UPC bard code printed on the side.
When they return to port it helps them Scandinavian.
Pirate ship Captain: Listen up, I need some help in writing 2 in Roman numerals.
My 8 year old nephew attended his first wedding. But his cousin had a question for his after the ceremony.
"Hey, how many women can a guy marry?"
"16!"
"How did you figure that out."
"Simple. I just listen to the minister and added them up: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer. That's 16!
BREAKING NEWS: Scientists launch sneak attack on the periodic table.....
Add the element of surprise.
My wife was a captain in the Army Reserve. She told me she had a promotion and asked me to attend the ceremony. I don’t know much about the Army,
...but I understand this promotion was a major ordeal.
Why do the Swedish put barcodes on the side of their ships?
Geez what if aliens have invented ships that jump across eons, all powered with herbs
They'd have invented thyme travel!
Interesting fact of the day: In Sweden, all government-owned ships are required to have a UPC code printed on the hull.
When the ships are returned to port, it helps them Scandinavian.
I got dishonourably discharged from the Navy yesterday for accidentally boarding a different vessel.
What do you call a ship that only has DJ’s onboard ?
Why does the norway navy have bar codes on the sides of its ships.
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.
The act of christening a ship by breaking a bottle of champagne against it should be called 'Shiptoasting'.
There once was a ship
My mom walks into my room
Mom: David how do you spell Yacht
Me: Y-A-H-T
Mom: isn't there a C in it?
Me: I hope not otherwise it's sunk
A "helen" could be used as a measurement of beauty, defined as a face that could launch a thousand ships. However, one should not use a "millihelen" to mean that a face could only launch one ship...
...because you shouldn't put metric prefixes on Troy units.
Who flies a fast plane and robs ships?
An English ship on the way to Germany suddenly starts making water and is about to capsize.. After some trying they finally manage to reach the coastguard "We're sinking, we're sinking!!"
.. A confused but also quite curious voice responds.. "What are you sinking about?"
Tesla to launch a new Electric lawnmower
I think it's gonna be called E-Lawn Musk.
Do you know why the researchers have to take a ship to explore the Arctic circle?
Because there's Norway beyond Scandinavia!
I think Rick Astley should've been the captain of the ship
He wouldn't have Ever Given up.
What do you call a cruise ship filled with skilled artisans?
The red ship collided with a blue ship!
The crews got marooned...
What did the Captain of the Evergreen Cargo ship say when he realised he'd messed up?
I've started a boat building business in my attic...
...sails are going through the roof.
Wow! A ship that is 269 meters long in 1911?
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic…
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
About the Ever Given cargo ship...
I'm sure you've all heard about the ship stuck in the middle of the Suez canal
If I were that captain I'd be so ashamed I'd commit Suezside
Three men were onboard a ship playing dice on deck when the oldest man angrily jumped off the front of the boat. The younger man said..
You keeled my father. Prepare two die.
*I sent this to my brother and he replies: Was his name Inyougo?
^(What a freaking professional)
My wife beamed at me and said, “I had no idea our son would go that far!” Tearing up, I stammered, “I know!"
"The trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter!"
The ship is no longer stuck!
Thankfully the tug boats pulled it off.
What did the captain of the Ever Given say when the ship ran aground?
Why do ships in Norway have barcodes on the side of them?
Pirate Ship Captain: I am desperate. Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals?
Why does the Norwegian Navy put bar codes on the sides of their ships?
So when they get back to port they can Scandinavian!
Why does the Swedish Navy put barcodes on all of their ships?
Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on their ships?
So they can Scandinavian!
Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?
So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian
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