I went to a christening where the priest was wearing glasses, a fake nose, fake moustache and a wig...
It was a blessing in disguise
I went to what I thought was a christening but halfway through the vicar tipped a load of pish tasting lager over the poor baby.
Turns out he was being fostered.
One of my Kids complained I didn't go to their Christening
They shall remain nameless
Essentially, anytime a new toilet is christened you are "Going where no man has gone before."
figured I'd christen my first graphics tablet with a pun for the net
Chris: Hey can I borrow a ten?
Kristen: Sure!
Christen: thank you
Kris: Anytime
CHRIS: hey,can I borrow a ten?
KRISTEN: sure. CHRISTEN: thank you. KRIS: you're welcome.
