The Christening Puns

A list of puns related to "The Christening"

I went to a christening where the priest was wearing glasses, a fake nose, fake moustache and a wig...

It was a blessing in disguise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Londoner1982
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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I went to what I thought was a christening but halfway through the vicar tipped a load of pish tasting lager over the poor baby.

Turns out he was being fostered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElMel77
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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figured I'd christen my first graphics tablet with a pun for the net
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πŸ‘€︎ u/booneruni
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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