Capacity Puns

People are dying to get in.

And I am getting sick of it.

Stagnation

I guess you could say the library was fully booked

Dissatisfied with the style of life that he found there, The Monk decides to move into a suburban neighborhood and start up his own line of work. Being trained in the peaceful ways he gets on very well with his neighbours who eventually notice that he has a very strange profession. Despite being very strong and very philosophical The Monk elects to repeatedly visit places with broken fences and remove and replace them.

One day has neighbour approaches him and asks, "with the physical strength and mental capacity that you seem to have, are you not interested in a more physically or mentally challenging job?"

To which The Monk replies, "but everybody knows reposting gives you the most karma."

Because the more ohms you have the greater the resistance.

They don't have enough lung capacity

I currently dont have capacity to do anything more.

H: Do you think I can fit it all in there?

W: Yes babe throw it all in, that’s what it’s designed for.

H: I guess they don’t call it a high capacity washing machine for nothing

"Get into mAh belly"

And I was informed that the "10lbs" on the diaper package was for the weight of the baby, not the diaper's load capacity... Who knew?

Those stories about my intellectual capacity do get under my skin. You know, for a while I even thought my staff believed it. There on my schedule first thing every morning it said, “Intelligence briefing.”