I work with a small town search and rescue. We recently had a guy visiting from the big city to do some kayaking on the river.

He doesn't know the area and gets himself lost. All he does know is that there are a lot of grizzly bears roaming around during the salmon spawn this time of year, so he's quite afraid to get out of his kayak.

The temperature starts to drop. He needs to stay warm, and decides to build a fire inside his little boat on the river.

He learnt a valuable lesson that night: you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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If you make-out in a kayak...

...are you canoodling?

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
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My dad just sent me a text asking if I wanted to invest in his new Sex Shop

Canoodles & Company

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